Dagnabbit!: Archive

Dagnabbit!

June 2012

Put "it's too soon" in my inbox, and I'll tell you...

asksamuraijack liked your post: Do you like your lovers to hold onto your hips as they pound into you? Jacky~! I didn’t know you kept tabs on stuff like this~…

hardcore-now: askjosephine: hardcore-now replied to your post: Hi Ms. Josie! Long time no talk to. How are you :)? *gasps* Ms…Josie…air …need *laughs and slips from her grasp giving her a kiss on the cheek* Ms. Josie you hug cozier than the depths of outer space X3! Oh, I’m sorry ‘bout that, dear, I just got so emotional from not seein’ your lovely baby blues for so long! Awww! I missed...

Anonymous asked: HOW BIG IS MAD JACKS DICK?

hardcore-now replied to your post: Hi Ms. Josie! Long time no talk to. How are you :)? *gasps* Ms…Josie…air …need *laughs and slips from her grasp giving her a kiss on the cheek* Ms. Josie you hug cozier than the depths of outer space X3! Oh, I’m sorry ‘bout that, dear, I just got so emotional from not seein’ your lovely baby blues for so long!

hardcore-now asked: Hi Ms. Josie! Long time no talk to. How are you :)?

Anonymous asked: Do you like your lovers to hold onto your hips as they pound into you?

Anonymous asked: how was it being married to ezekiel?

Anonymous asked: *Dons an anon mask, walks up to you, kisses your cheek lightly, and FLIES OFF????*

Anonymous asked: IT"S SEXUAL SUNDAY.

nightshadeqs replied to your post: -approaches from behind and cups your breasts, nuzzling your neck - *Claps* You go girl! Show ‘im what’s what! Well, I’m more ticked ‘bout… Who I thought they were… But I’d be damned ‘f I let an Anon git at my goods!

Anonymous asked: -approaches from behind and cups your breasts, nuzzling your neck -

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SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo. --- she...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: Still. Lovin’ aside… I’m sorry for makin’ ya cry. Sorry I can’t change the way I am, sugarplum. Guess I’ll be stuck shoutin’ ‘n’ shootin’ ‘til the day I die. It is alright! It was about time to handle zee truth anyway, no matter what. I still care for you either way. You… Do love me too, yes? In a friend way? *Josephine smiles and scoops Rouge into...

SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo. --- she...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: Awwh… Anyone is capable of being lovely~! … Pfft, even Distruzo, maybe! *Josephine grimaces. Hah.* I ain’t so sure ‘bout that… I’d gladly take Mad Jack, though… I’m just worried I’d be too much for ‘im. Aww… Just look at how you were with me! Amazing… …Well, I madeja cry. That ain’t...

SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo. --- she...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: Awwh… Anyone is capable of being lovely~! … Pfft, even Distruzo, maybe! *Josephine grimaces. Hah.* I ain’t so sure ‘bout that… I’d gladly take Mad Jack, though… I’m just worried I’d be too much for ‘im. Aww… Just look at how you were with me! Amazing… …Well, I madeja cry. That ain’t nothin’ t’ be proud...

SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo. --- she...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: C’mon, Darlin’, I… I ain’t even sure I know what the hell love is anymore, ‘n’ I done way too much stupid… *She trails off, thinking…* Ya… Ya really think so? *She tilts her head a little, smiling sweetly. Then she finally walks toward Josephine, stopping about a foot away from her.* … Yes! And he probably feels...

SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo. --- she...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: C’mon, Darlin’, I… I ain’t even sure I know what the hell love is anymore, ‘n’ I done way too much stupid… *She trails off, thinking…* Ya… Ya really think so? *She tilts her head a little, smiling sweetly. Then she finally walks toward Josephine, stopping about a foot away from her.* … Yes! And he probably feels zee same about you, dear! Look at you...

SPANK THIS MOFO -- Give her a break, yo.

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: Aaaah-hah-haaah!!! *she wipes her tears off her face, and stands up, then faces Josephine.* …. You love him! *Josephine just stands here with her arms hanging limply. She stares at Rouge.* I wh-what him? I think I’m hearin’ things here… Perhaps I shall repeat myself? You looo-oooo-ooooo-OOOOOOVE hiiiiim~~~!! I do not need to...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She gives her a tiny, hopeful smile a nods* It would be best for you….! *Josephine sighs and rubs her forehead. She suddenly feels old… Older than she has felt in a while. After a moment, she looks at Rouge.* You really woulda preferred I marry the Professor. That right? *She looks down...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She gives her a tiny, hopeful smile a nods* It would be best for you….! *Josephine sighs and rubs her forehead. She suddenly feels old… Older than she has felt in a while. After a moment, she looks at Rouge.* You really woulda preferred I marry the Professor. That right? *She looks down to the side, thinking. Then she smiles...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She puts her hands down, and hugs herself instead, still sitting on the floor, looking down. I-I know Aku can be a little mean sometimes… b-but… well, I have learned not everyone here is nice… *She turns her head a bit to glace at Josephine, with big, sad, puppy eyes* Whaddaya want me to do, then, Darlin’? Give up the game ‘n’…...

[[[ Headcanon time! ]]]

[[[ I’ll throw in a Read More to keep you all sane. [[MORE]] Considering that most folks in future Earth are non-human beings— shit, even talking dogs— it’s clear that humans are now the minority. For the humans, race and class don’t matter in Aku’s realm because if your species is constantly surrounded by a buzzing, hectic mass of non-humans, you have far...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: *She puts her hands down, and hugs herself instead, still sitting on the floor, looking down. I-I know Aku can be a little mean sometimes… b-but… well, I have learned not everyone here is nice… *She turns her head a bit to glace at Josephine, with big, sad, puppy eyes* Whaddaya want me to do, then, Darlin’? Give up the game ‘n’… Just settle...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: They prob’ly start up these things I hear ‘bout, called “shippin’ wars” or somethin’. Or they go ‘round Magic Anon-ing each other ‘n’ causin’ all sortsa ruckus. Wherever they live, I’m sure that place’s a real freakshow in’n’of itself! I certainly wouldn’t doubt it, though I’m not sure how they can go around casting...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: They prob’ly start up these things I hear ‘bout, called “shippin’ wars” or somethin’. Or they go ‘round Magic Anon-ing each other ‘n’ causin’ all sortsa ruckus. Wherever they live, I’m sure that place’s a real freakshow in’n’of itself! I certainly wouldn’t doubt it, though I’m not sure how they can go around casting spells on each other… *He rubs his...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: ‘F it helps any… I ain’t killed anyone in months… My last bounty failed cuz the fella went ‘n’ jumped in a river without knowin’ how to swim. I turned in the body, though, so… I’m sure that ain’t puttin’ me in your good books anytime soon. But Darlin’… Ya gotta understand… Look at what Aku does, wouldja? It’s the way this here world works right now. [[[...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: So… *Josephine chuckles. Of course he’s blushing again. She gets the feeling that he was going to do even more of that by the time he turned back to normal.* Anythin’ interestin’ happen since ya got turned into a ghost-kid? ‘Sides me makin’ ya blush within’ an inch-a your life, ‘f course. After-life, you mean. Uhm…...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: *She stops for a moment, but doesn’t turn around* … *she covers her face up and slowly sinks to the floor, weeping silently. She didn’t really want to leave Josephine after what she said, but she didn’t want to be around her either. ((SHE REFUSED TO BELIEVE THAT BECAUSE SHE LAHVS JOSEPHINE. So she just pushed all those villain-y shet out of her own brain to a point she...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: So… *Josephine chuckles. Of course he’s blushing again. She gets the feeling that he was going to do even more of that by the time he turned back to normal.* Anythin’ interestin’ happen since ya got turned into a ghost-kid? ‘Sides me makin’ ya blush within’ an inch-a your life, ‘f course. After-life, you mean. Uhm… Anyway, I actually got a magic anon while...

BYE ROOJ DUM BETCH

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: There, ya see? That there’s why I ain’t a good person. *She didn’t say a word. She was utterly speechless. After what seemed to have been a minute, she slowly turns around, and starts walking away, sighing sadly, but quietly, because she’s sucha creybby* *Josephine rolls her eyes and throws up her hands,...

Anonymous asked: do you think you could hurt MJ?

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: *She giggles and shrugs.* There’s only one fella I know who gits that wound-up ‘bout things like this. Guess you’re Mad Jack after all. *Although it might not be the most considerate thing to do at the moment, she gives him a playful wink. Might as well tease him a little.* *He grunts and glances sideways. If it’s possible for ghosts to blush, his was taking...

Josie is a bad mama -- She's just building the...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: There, ya see? That there’s why I ain’t a good person. *She didn’t say a word. She was utterly speechless. After what seemed to have been a minute, she slowly turns around, and starts walking away, sighing sadly, but quietly, because she’s sucha creybby* *Josephine rolls her eyes and throws up her hands, making an “Aaaaarghhh!” sound.*...

Anonymous asked: please for the love of god never have kids.

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: …You’re not gettin’ ragin’ hormones or anythin’, are ya? *He squeaks.* I HOPE I’M NOT! … Uhhhm, I mean, I don’t THINK I am. I may be younger now, but I retain some characteristics! Well, ain’t no reason ta git all flustered now, darlin’! All we need ta do is find ya some nice...

Josie is a bad mama -- She's just building the...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *BLINK BLINK* ………………………………….. Uhhh…. ‘F I ask for money, they’ll demand sex. I ain’t gonna do my business lyin’ down, so I tell ‘im where they can shove it. I-…. I am… unsure with… how to respond… ((DUMB SKETCH IS DUMB)) There, ya see? That there’s why I ain’t a good person.

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: …You’re not gettin’ ragin’ hormones or anythin’, are ya? *He squeaks.* I HOPE I’M NOT! … Uhhhm, I mean, I don’t THINK I am. I may be younger now, but I retain some characteristics! Well, ain’t no reason ta git all flustered now, darlin’! All we need ta do is find ya some nice girl ghost for the time bein’, I’m sure...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: …You’re DEAD?! Aw, DARLIN’! Why do these Anons keep doin’ this?! I don’t know, but it’s better than being depressed if I was ‘myself’ as a ghost… If that makes any sense. Yeah, it makes plen’y sense. I don’t like it when you’re dead-you, too… It kinda scares me… It scares me as...

Josie is a bad mama -- She's just building the...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She scratches her chin* Waaaoow! And I can say it pretty fast! ‘My name is Rouge!’ …. Oooh… Still think I’m a sweetie? I got no scruples ‘gainst killin’ folks, just so ya know. W-well… Killing is necessary where I am from, so… it is … alright… ...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: …You’re DEAD?! Aw, DARLIN’! Why do these Anons keep doin’ this?! I don’t know, but it’s better than being depressed if I was ‘myself’ as a ghost… If that makes any sense. Yeah, it makes plen’y sense. I don’t like it when you’re dead-you, too… It kinda scares me… It scares me as much as it scares you. Really. But…...

Josie is a bad mama -- She's just building the...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She scratches her chin* Waaaoow! And I can say it pretty fast! ‘My name is Rouge!’ …. Oooh… Still think I’m a sweetie? I got no scruples ‘gainst killin’ folks, just so ya know. W-well… Killing is necessary where I am from, so… it is … alright… What ‘bout killin’ for money? OH!! Why...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: …You’re DEAD?! Aw, DARLIN’! Why do these Anons keep doin’ this?! I don’t know, but it’s better than being depressed if I was ‘myself’ as a ghost… If that makes any sense. Yeah, it makes plen’y sense. I don’t like it when you’re dead-you, too… It kinda scares me…

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: *She scratches her chin* Waaaoow! And I can say it pretty fast! ‘My name is Rouge!’ …. Oooh… Still think I’m a sweetie? I got no scruples ‘gainst killin’ folks, just so ya know. W-well… Killing is necessary where I am from, so… it is … alright… What ‘bout killin’ for money?

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai replied to your post: … *He floats towards Josephine.* Josephine? Is that you? You’re probably going to think this is crazy, but— it’s me, Mad Jack. I’ve… I have been turned into a 14-year-old ghost of sorts. …Kid, do I look like some kinda gullible hussy? You’re...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai replied to your post: … *He floats towards Josephine.* Josephine? Is that you? You’re probably going to think this is crazy, but— it’s me, Mad Jack. I’ve… I have been turned into a 14-year-old ghost of sorts. …Kid, do I look like some kinda gullible hussy? You’re gonna have-ta prove you’re Mad Jack...

shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: shapeshiftingreddemon: askjosephine: Why’s that? I ain’t nothin’ special, Darlin’. ‘F I gotta say anythin’, there’s more reason for folks to run the other way when they see me! *She smirks to herself.* I am not other people. I would never run away from you, Josie! You are such a sweetie! Ha! Bet if we met...

ask-thedarksamurai: askjosephine: ask-thedarksamurai replied to your post: … *He floats towards Josephine.* Josephine? Is that you? You’re probably going to think this is crazy, but— it’s me, Mad Jack. I’ve… I have been turned into a 14-year-old ghost of sorts. …Kid, do I look like some kinda gullible hussy? You’re gonna have-ta prove you’re Mad Jack ‘fore I start believin’ it. … I DIDN’T...